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Song text:
(Verse 1)
The bulls are charging, horns held high
Bears are growling, markets die
Every expert on TV
Says they know what’s gonna be
But the charts don’t care what they predict
Green turns red with one more tick
You bought the dip, it dipped again
The market’s laughing at your plan
(Chorus)
Dump and pump, pump and dump
Watch your portfolio slump
The bulls, the bears, they fight all night
While the experts are never right
The market moves where it wants to go
Not where your hopeful charts say so
Red or green, it’s all the same
Welcome to the trading game
(Verse 2)
Monday morning, futures bright
Tuesday afternoon, you’re holding tight
Wednesday comes, you’re in the red
Thursday’s got you questioning your head
They said buy low and sell high
But low keeps getting lower, oh my
The pump you waited for all week
Dumped the moment you hit “peak”
(Chorus)
Dump and pump, pump and dump
Watch your portfolio slump
The bulls, the bears, they fight all night
While the experts are never right
The market moves where it wants to go
Not where your hopeful charts say so
Red or green, it’s all the same
Welcome to the trading game
(Bridge)
CNBC says we’re going up
Bloomberg says we’re going down
The analyst with the perfect suit
Just revised his thesis now
The market’s got its own damn mind
Leaving all your hopes behind
Technical or fundamental
Either way, you’re going mental
(Final Chorus)
Dump and pump, pump and dump
Heart racing with every jump
The bulls, the bears, they run the show
And nobody really knows
The market moves on its own time
Following no reason or rhyme
You can’t control, you can’t predict
Just hold on tight through every dip
(Outro)
So here’s to traders everywhere
Wrestling bulls and dancing bears
The market does just what it will
And sends us all another bill​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​